#Simon Cowell

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

“I wanted to be Judy Garland, Shirley MacLaine and Liza Minnelli…”
– Paula Abdul on Maria Shriver Show - 90’s (via geeksandfab)

“okay, but when do they fuck”
– me every time i start a new fic (via um-i-forgot)

(Source: colfershands, via um-i-forgot)

i used to be a person but now i’m a blog

(Source: brakhage, via pursuitofhapppinessss)